Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.
Leonard: How do I look?
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?
Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.
Leonard: Is it too much?
Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
A Hi Bob, are you all right? You look quite disturbed to me.
B Well, I'm all right I guess.it's just that..
A Don't worry, you can tell me what's going on, maybe I can help you out.
B Well, I just broke up with my girlfriend.
A Really? I'm sorry to hear that. So how come you broke up with her?
B You see, she wanted to stay with me all the time, but I have my own work.
A An, that's so sad to hear. May be she just hope you to company her.
B But I'm really very busy.
A Ok.Maybe it is beneficial for you.
B What is you meaning?
A Do not worry! In fact, that girl don not understand you is not Suitable for you.After all, they are girls. They can not understand the world of boys.Comparing with them, boys can understand your world better. And they will not badger with you. So you will have your own time to Pay attention to those you love. So why not get aboyfriend.
B E….. That sounds great. Maybe you are right. Since that, why not we be together.
A yeh…. that is also my idea.
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
男:What is your father’s name?
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!