The Broom Seller and the Barber卖扫帚的人和理发师
A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.一个卖扫帚的人去理发店修面。理发师从他那里买了一把扫帚。当理发师给他修面后，问一下他扫帚的价格。
“Two pence,” said the man.卖扫帚的`人说：“两个便士。”
“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”“不，不。”理发师说：“我只出一个便士，如果你认为不够的话，可以把扫帚拿回去。”
The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.卖扫帚的人拿回了扫帚，随后问修面要付多少钱。
“A penny,” said the barber.“一便士。”理发师说。
“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”卖扫帚的人说：“我给你半个便士，如果不够的话，请把我的胡子还给我。”
Adding Feet to a Snake
One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it?
They think of an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.
Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.”
At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”
Little boy and scorpion son
There is a child in front of city wall to catch the grasshopper, and in a short while caught the lots of.Suddenly see a scorpion son, he to think is also grasshopper,
Then two go to catch him.The scorpion son raises his poison to stab, say:“ come, if you really dare to do like this, connect your grasshopper that catch to also would entirely lose.”
This story warns people, and want to distinguish the pure good man with the bad person, and distinct to treat them.
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.“
One day , Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school .
Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high . He kept looking at the sky . It lasted two minutes .
A woman passed by . she saw Charley looking at the sky . and she stooped and also looked at the sky .
The sky was blue . There were some white clouds . Charley still looked at the sky and didn't move a bit . The woman also went on looking at the sky .
Mary passers-by stopped . They looked at the sky , too .
After a while , charley lowered his head . He laughed and asked . “what are you looking for in the sky ?”
The woman said : “ why are you looking at the sky ?”
“I didn't look at the sky .” Charley pointed to his nose .“ My nose was bleeding .”