Adding Feet to a Snake
One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.
Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”
Long ago, there was a wise honest young man, no parents, had to live with his brother and sister-in-law.
One day, Vega in the sky and other fairy Xiafan the game together, bathing in the river, cowboy in the help of the cow met Vega, two alternate feelings, then Vega would secretly Xiafan, came to earth, the cowboy's wife.
Cowherd and Weaver married, one family live a happy life. But the day before long, Wang Mu was forced Weaver back to the sky, the Cowherd and the girl weaver are separated.
The cowherd took their children, along with clouds chase Weaver God, seeing we must catch up, Queen pull out the head of the jinzan waved, milky way appeared, the Cowherd and the girl weaver was divided in two sides, only relatively cry tears. They touched magpies, tens of thousands of magpies flying, to build a bridge, to let the Cowherd and the weaving maiden walked on the bridge, the queen also helpless, but to allow the two men in every July 7 in Queqiao meet.
Herman didn't like his first name. He had never liked it. He wanted to change it. He asked his mother. She said it was too late to change his name. She said he could use his middle name. She would call him by his middle name. She asked him if that was okay. Herman said yes. "From now on," he said, "please call me by my middle name. From now on, please call me Adam." His mother said that was no problem. "Goodbye, Herman," she said, "and hello, Adam." When Adam's father came home from work, Adam's mom said, "Guess what? We have a new son."
The Ox and the Dog
An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out forthecattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you…”“Me? How about me?”the ox says“You can only plough or draw a cart,” the dog slightly says.
“Yes. It’s true,” the ox says. “But if I don’t plough, what do you guard?”
Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell
Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things.
One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. “Oh! How nice! I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea. “Aha! I have an idea now. I can plug my ears. Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.”
Then he does so. But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door. “What are you doing?” the owner says angrily.